Carmen Sandiego Sample, Kansas Song

 

Sample Script, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (PBS)

Song Parody, Kansas (Sung to the tune of “Windy”)

Who’s got the loot in Tornado alley

a stretch of land where twisters abound

Who’s in a state just south of Nebraska

where everyone knows it’s windy.

It’s windy ’cause air collides

some warm and the rest is cool

that’s how tornadoes form

as a general rule.

Who’s sucking all the feathers off chickens

and ripping trailer parks into shreds

Who’s spinning cows off into the sunset

everyone knows it’s windy.

Who’s takin’ all the water from rivers

and tossin’ pickup trucks around town

Who’s tossing Double Trouble like Frisbees

everyone knows it’s windy…

 

GREG: Okay gumshoes, name THE STATE…

KANSAS

ARKANSAS

SOUTH DAKOTA

RECAP CLUES:

  • IN TORNADO ALLEY
  • SOUTH OF NEBRASKA