Susan Clarke Continually Stymied by Stove Burner Diagram

For Immediate Release Susan Clarke Continually Stymied By Stove Burner Diagram DATELINE, LOS ANGELES, Calif.  After six months of living in her current apartment and using the stove an average of twice a day, Susan Clarke is still unable to fully wrap her head around […]

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Susan Clarke Replaces Popular Phrase “WTF” With “WTO”

For Immediate Release Susan Clarke Replaces Popular Phrase “WTF?” With “WTO?” World Trade Organization Enjoys Spike In Visibility DATELINE, LOS ANGELES, Calif.  As of this morning, Susan Clarke has officially replaced her usage of the common phrase “WTF” with the more globally aware and less […]

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